“Lord, I had me a good time down in Yazoo City. I went to one of them Trump rallies and scared me some fake news folks. Whooeee! That was fun. You know that man is just like us.” Big Ten-Forty laughed. “I mean he ain’t got no more smarts than a porkypine, but he knows how to put them liberal e-lites in their place. Come back.” “Damn. Is he as orange as he looks on TV? Come back.” “Oh, he’s orange all right. Natural orange. I couldn’t believe it. That Melangia was there too. She looks just like one of them Barbie dolls, got eyes just like one of them Barbies. Come on back.”

