Bambi 3

by Ladii Nesha

“Aye, no homo, but you think I could send a picture of your dick to my maker,” Bone asked.

“So, it’s a no?” Bone asked. “Fuck no, this a one-of-a-kind nigga.” King grabbed his pants. “Stingy nigga.”

“Stop calling me that shit.” Check turned to his wife. “You didn’t tell them my shit is working right now?” “No, why would I tell them that?” “The same reason you told them when my shit couldn’t get up,” he yelled. “Tell them.” Check bumped her.

He's not wrong!

Watching her sleep to see if she’s going to say another nigga name.” “You tripping,” King laughed. “I’m dead ass. I’m thinking about putting a tracker on her phone.”

“Ok, can yall stop? Milo, he’s joking.” Kimmy moved between them. “Nah, I think Check needs to take that ass whooping like a man,” Tristen instigated. “Ass whopping? Ha, I wish the fuck he would. I got one. Who most likely to fall in love with a hoe and get mad that she used to suck dick for a living? “Milo noooooo,” Peach screamed, seeing Check fly backwards off the boat.

Hollerrriinnngggg

Tristen, King, Henny, and Bone were dying laughing, trying to record them lifting Check out the water. He was soaking wet and shivering. Kimmy ran to him with a blanket.

“Fuck nah, I paid for this shit and fucking with me, I’ll throw all they ass overboard. Now, what’s the next game? It’s your day, fuck them.” King kissed her lips.

“That’s what’s up. I can’t wait to get old like yall,” Bianca cooed. “Lil girl shut up before I drown you in that mud,” Saedy waved her off.

“I know you fucking lying. Let’s go. I’m the only hoe his tricking ass needs to be making it rain on.” She jumped up from her seat.

“If his old ass has a heart attack, I’m not leaving,” Bone promised. He looked over at King. Hanna was sitting in his lap, looking as if no time had passed. King’s head was slumped.

Men are truly stupid asf. Why risk Bambi seeing this??? And as his friends they should be intervening too smh.

“Nah, I mean yea, but I was going to come share it with you.” “Oh, these hoes get natural dick and I get the medicated on your death bed ass dick.”

“I mean, I did until I drove a Benz. I love my girl and it ain’t shit you can ever offer me to make me go back. Get the fuck out so I can lay down. A nigga getting married tomorrow, I need my beauty sleep.”

“No, I’m not saying that, but let’s be real. You’re running because you were already having doubts. Seeing that shit was the icing on the cake. You know King's pussy-whipped ass didn’t mess with that girl.”

“Nigga, she’s my family. The fuck. I’m going to always have her back. If she wanted to kill that nigga then you better believe I’m going to help her hide the body, so fuck what yall talking about.”

wasted on a wedding you never wanted.” “I did.” “Nah, you didn’t and I ignored the signs. You being agitated, nervous and shit was all a fucking sign, and I missed it because I chalked it up as cold feet, but that wasn’t it.

Can’t take this nigga nowhere without trying to hump something.” “That’s what I do.” Bone grinned, looking at Julia. “I hump shit.”

SCREAMINGGGG

“He-he-he’s really done with meeeeeeee,” she cried.

CACKLINGGGGGGG

“I take damn good care of your son. I promise this man never misses a meal, and I’m that meal love. Not only do I make sure he eats good, but I also keep him stress-free and hold him down, so we're good over here, I promise you that.”

“Yea, I know. She called you a coward ass nigga when I asked about you. She didn’t go into details, but you pissed her off bad.”

Shayla was dead serious about getting Brice back. Her cousin was too sweet for him to try and take advantage of her. It drove her crazy to think of what would have happened if King hadn’t shown up. So for a week, she watched him. When she was supposed to be at study group, she and Bianca were watching his every move. They picked up on him going to the bar every night after work, and Shayla sent Bianca in to do her thing. For three days, she got drunk with him, flirted, and then on the fourth day, Shayla told her it was time.

“Hopefully, he don’t go poor because broke boys don’t deserve no kitty,” Kimmy wagged her tongue. She had been on a Cardi kick lately. “I know that’s right!” Shayla snapped her fingers.