Whatever the reason, when pilots become customers, they show up on the other end of the phone line barking orders. You always know a pilot when they call in because they always tell you they’re pilots. “I’m a pilot!” they shout. And then they say: “If I make mistakes, people can die! Do you understand what that means?” Apparently, it means that they’re allowed to yell at you and call you a stupid buffoon, an idiot, a moron, a pussy, a bitch, a cunt, and whatever else comes to mind.
