On Sunday, we were in the middle of lunch when the receptionist came and found us. You’re supposed to be kayaking! We had completely forgotten so we ambled over to reception, still chewing. Suddenly we were led to a van and told that Elvis would drive us to the kayaking place. Elvis drove for over an hour. We tried to convey that it wasn’t that important – he didn’t need to go to all that trouble to take us kayaking – but he said it was an honour. When we finally reached the destination, we made a hideous discovery. It was the West Indies inter-island kayaking championships and apparently we
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