“I’m Professor Teddy Funday.” “Fun … day?” “Oh yes.” The woman laughs, a wee twitter of sound. “I belong to three different clans—can you believe it? But saying, ‘Oh, I’m Professor Teddy Sunday Monday Saturday,’ is just such a mouthful, don’t you think? I tried Sunmonsaturday too, as well as Satmonsunday, but it just didn’t have the right ring.”
