So inconvenient and awkward is the true authentic Sashan language that they don’t actually use it any more. They speak Apiru, which they stole from some people they conquered seven hundred years ago, and they write in Shasu, the language of the glorious and sophisticated people who flourished for thousands of years in the territories that now make up the heartland of the Empire of the Sun before the Sashan came along and exterminated them. But when the Great King writes to a brother monarch, he writes in Sashan; which means he composes his letter in Apiru in his head, dictates it in Shasu,
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That is hilarious
