This was the first time I began equating very inequivalent things. Maybe I will eat something today, or maybe I will drink water and then have two sugar-free Popsicles. Maybe I will drive home and park in the driveway, or maybe I will smash the car into the guardrail, but in a way that looks accidental. Maybe I will go to class tomorrow, or maybe we will all catch a break and the sun will explode.
