“Ask us anything. As your new best monk friends, we’re going to acquaint you with all things monastic.” Jamie laughs, but Elijah bumps his shoulder, the corner of his mouth tilting up. “It’ll help me with my research, you know,” he says. “Oh, yes,” Brother Titus agrees. “You should help him with his research. Come on, ask us anything! How much we miss Chinese food and pizza—” “How much we miss Netflix—” “And Chiefs games—” “If we wear underwear under our robes—” “Why Brother Patrick won’t show us his tattoo—” I choke on the beer I’m drinking, coughing it down as I shake my head violently.
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