“Glistening thighs?” Neil asked. “You know,” Belinda said. “Lots of heaving bosoms and men who don’t care what anyone thinks about them yet still have their chests immaculately waxed.” “That’s quite enough,” Sophie said, looking embarrassed. “She’s even been thinking about writing her own.” “I have not!” “It’s about a woman born into poor circumstances pursued by dastardly men for her beauty, until she’s rescued by a dashing man who leads her on a life of adventure.” “She is completely making this up,” Sophie insisted. “Jason, do you wax your chest?” “Shut up, Lindy!” “I don’t wax it,” Jason
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