"When do you want to bond then? I can schedule you in for next week." His head jerks back. "What?" I smirk. "You want me, right? That's why you got so pissed that I left? Well, I'll fuck you and get this over with. Just tell me when." It has the exact effect I was looking for, his head jerks back like he's been slapped. He's clearly a romantic, someone who was crushed when I left, he probably had our whole lives mapped out together before he even knew I existed.

