Mr. Frank Fàn: Miss Steele, Miss Bolton—how do you both maintain such ravishing complexions, even in the face of such a trying evening? Miss Beatrice Steele: Perspiration. Mr. Frank Fàn: Ah, yes. It is the dew upon the bloom of your womanhood— Inspector Drake: Sir, please do not force me to arrest you. Mr. Frank Fàn: I am not the murderer! Inspector Drake: That sentence was a crime.
