All of the food is from M&S and I don’t think I ever met a version of a Colin the Caterpillar cake I didn’t like – Colin is a British icon, and a chocolate caterpillar cake is a staple at any party, no matter how old you are. I pick up a plate of mini Colins before popping a whole one in my mouth, much to the amusement of my niece and nephew.
Much to my amusement too, because I read that as mini colons. Now picture this with me if you will.
Eating mini A$$-holes at a wake.
It just gets worse. I just looked up online to see what these cakes look like. The mini colin cakes resemble turds.
