Every frustrating, impractical thing about him from his tight jeans to his over-styled hair have found a way to become my favorite things about him over the years. He’s ridiculous and endearing, a bit shallow but sexy as hell, unaware of his own absurdity and yet somehow in on the joke all at once. I can still remember the exact moment I fell in love with him four years ago, and I haven’t managed to shake his hooks out of me since. Too bad he doesn’t see me as his leading man.