“I know everything about you. I know you’re low on milk. I know Katie doesn’t ever pick up her shoes. I know you’re low on soda and someone—Noah, right?—likes his toast well done. I know you have indigo towels in your guys’ bathroom, but Katie has seafoam green ones in hers. I know Noah leaves his wet towels on the end of the bed and that you haven’t done your laundry in a few weeks.”
