Ender's Game (Ender's Saga, #1)

by Orson Scott Card

“Me? I’m nothing. I’m a fart in the air conditioning. I’m always there, but most of the time nobody knows it.”

this author cannot talk about farts enough

“Last one there saves farts in a milk bottle,” Alai said.

like bro

“I want to see your fart collection,” Alai said.

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