The Mostly True Story of Tanner and Louise

by Colleen Oakley

“I’m taking a taxi, yes.” “What do you mean?” “A taxi? It’s transportation for people who don’t have a car.”

A nod to "Airplane," I suppose. This book is not remotely as clever as that movie.

“Sometimes it just feels like we still spend so much time trying to teach the house not to catch on fire, instead of teaching the arsonist not to light it.”