“Just reminding myself that I’m better at being gay than you.” “That’s not a thing, man.” “I just made it a thing.” “There aren’t levels of gayness. You don’t get to beat certain levels and win gold coins or some shit.” “But if you could, I’d be at least three levels above you, and you’d be begging to borrow some of my coins.” “I’m not arguing about this with you because it’s fucking dumb.” “You’re not arguing because it’s no contest.” “You’ll never be at my level anyway,” he argues, because let’s face it, he has to win when it comes to the things we do together. “You’re bi. I beat you by
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