Opposites Attract (The Nerd/Jock Connection #1)

by Jacqueline Lee

My mom is a lovely person. But she also must have ostrich ancestry somewhere in her family tree, because she can stick her head in the sand with the best of them.

“Yeah. I know. Flying pigs are skating on an ice rink in hell right now.”

Also, the amount of times your phone bings with messages has gone down by seven hundred and eighty-nine percent.” My stomach lurches but I concentrate on channeling a skeptical glance in her direction. “Are you making up random stats again?” “No. Brett keeps track of it. He has a graph and everything.” Brett is the guy who sits in the cubicle next to mine. Oops.