Three Swedish Mountain Men

by Lily Gold

“I’m going to bend over now,” he adds. “Make sure you pay very close attention to my ass.”

smaken är som baken. Taste is like a butt.”

I can never keep up with my book-buying habit. It’s probably a diagnosable addiction at this point.

“Pick me up, and I’ll kick you in the dick so hard your balls fall out of your mouth.”