“All right, all right. Didn’t mean to question your OTP. I’m only asking because I think she’s cute. Vanessa, not Bronwyn. Well, Bronwyn is also cute, but she’s very taken and you’re kind of mean and I’m scared of you, so….” He raises both hands in surrender, and I snort out a reluctant laugh. “What do you think? Is she single?” “You’re back to talking about Vanessa, right?” “Obviously. I don’t have a death wish.”
