Then the music fades as Cooper puts down the weights, reaches for a towel, and turns toward the camera. “Nothing gets me fired up like fitness,” he says. There’s a moment of stunned silence in the room, because that was easily the most wooden line that anyone’s ever delivered. Cooper sounded like a robot programmed for English by someone who’s never actually heard it spoken. But then we erupt into even louder cheers, because Cooper still rules and that was weirdly iconic. “Oscar! Oscar!” Luis yells.
