The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

I had a better design in my head, but it would take too long to build. As always, safety came last.

The most loveable hell-hound on this side of Alpha Centauri. The left side is for sniffin’ and the right side is for lickin’ and that pink belly of his? It’s for kissin’.

New Achievement! Man of God! Ever since that first monkey looked up into the sky and saw something twinkling up there, you meat puppets have tried to force twenty pounds of existential meaning into a ten pound sack of chaos.