The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

The next achievement came in the AI’s creepy, I’m-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice. New Achievement! Smushed for Daddy.

But that’s what happens, isn’t it? The universe shows us how cruel it can be, and we are worse for it.

Louis: You know a plan is really desperate when it requires confidence in people like us. Firas: Shut the hell up, Louis. He’s trying to build our self-confidence.

Actually, you know what? No. No I wouldn’t. Fuck you.

New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks! You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time. Good boy.

Reward: You’ve received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex box. You’re not going to break me. Fuck you all. I will break you.

“Have you ever felt true cold? It comes soon for us all. It’s always waiting in the shadows.”

Tran turned to Vadim. “Do you own a red shirt? I feel as if I should put one on.”

When you’re in the Carl and Donut party, you ride on the Carl and Donut rollercoaster, and once it gets going, there’s no getting off. I need to do this.”

Katia: What the hell is going on up there? Donut: GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT! Carl: Stay put. Don’t move!