The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

This rare tuber only grows in dirt that has been covered by lava. They are very rare. Nobody ever goes digging them up, either. You know why? Because they taste like dogshit, that’s why. They’re pretty much useless. In fact, fuck you for wasting my time with this.

the AI is spicy!