The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)
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burned-out shell of metal on the ground. It appeared it’d been there for some time.
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“Hump Town. Bang twice to enter.”
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The next achievement came in the AI’s creepy, I’m-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice.
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I know it eats mushrooms.”
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“Katia Prime,”
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The cleaner bot let out an angry trill.
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“You keep destroying governmental buildings, Carl,” Donut said. “People are going to start thinking you have a problem with authority.”
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“Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck me, fuckity fuck,”
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She still had duct tape all up and down her body.
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New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks!
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We are all prostitutes in one way or another,
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“Am I a joke to you, Carl?”
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It was Donut. A toy, robot Donut.
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Donut: I DON’T HAVE THUMBS, CARL.
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“Carl, Carl, there are still bullets left in the gun!” Donut suddenly exclaimed. “I can shoot stuff!”
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“Somebody keeps spilling it.”
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“Orphans will always have a home in Hump Town.”
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Star Trek, and the bad guys were always beaming themselves onto enemy ships to attack.”
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“I think the AI is smoking weed,”
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Tran turned to Vadim. “Do you own a red shirt? I feel as if I should put one on.”
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The Akula’s control center was a combination between the Enterprise bridge from Star Trek and the interior of a Victorian-era-themed restaurant that was so expensive, the prices weren’t on the menu. At least it had been, once upon a time.
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“The whole AI seems to be going insane.” He looked up. “No offense.”
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“I think they’re right about you. I think you’re crazy. Like, not a little weird crazy. Not guy who eats cereal without milk crazy. But crazy, crazy. Straitjacket crazy.”
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CARL KEPT THE ARM AND IS GOING TO USE IT AS A BACK SCRATCHER.
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which was just a sarcophagus filled with the skeleton of a goose wearing a golden, unenchanted crown.
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When you’re in the Carl and Donut party, you ride on the Carl and Donut rollercoaster, and once it gets going, there’s no getting off. I need to do this.”