The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

I laughed. “Hey, Donut. If we were back home, you’d finally be able to knock that vase off the high shelf.” “That thing was a menace, Carl. It was haunted.”

Tran turned to Vadim. “Do you own a red shirt? I feel as if I should put one on.”

“You have daggers in your inventory! Stick one in my mouth! I need to cut the bitch!”