The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

The first two crawlers were a pair of humans who’d set themselves up at a brothel bar called Spit and Swallow. The bar’s logo was a bird skewered on a stick.

New Achievement! Man of God! Ever since that first monkey looked up into the sky and saw something twinkling up there, you meat puppets have tried to force twenty pounds of existential meaning into a ten pound sack of chaos. You have found religion! You have pledged yourself to a life of worship and piety! Finally. Now there are consequences for all of your actions!