The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

I laughed. “Hey, Donut. If we were back home, you’d finally be able to knock that vase off the high shelf.” “That thing was a menace, Carl. It was haunted.”

The next achievement came in the AI’s creepy, I’m-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice.

You’re a good fighter, Carl. And you think fast. That’s why we’re still alive. You rarely think of the proper answer to a problem, but you usually come up with one that works anyway.”

“Have you ever felt true cold? It comes soon for us all. It’s always waiting in the shadows.”

When you’re in the Carl and Donut party, you ride on the Carl and Donut rollercoaster, and once it gets going, there’s no getting off. I need to do this.”