The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

You have found religion! You have pledged yourself to a life of worship and piety! Finally. Now there are consequences for all of your actions! Reward: One of the greatest things about having a religion is the unshakeable certainty that you’re right and everyone else who doesn’t believe the same as you is wrong! That’s a pretty good reward. Oh, and don’t forget about the eternal life thing, too. That’s always one of their big selling points. I grunted with amusement. A little changeling kid sat at the end of the kitchen bar and was staring at me. I looked at him and said, “The System AI is totally going to hell.” “Okay,” the kid replied, not appreciating my lame attempt at humor. He turned back to the movie.