The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

that’s what happens, isn’t it? The universe shows us how cruel it can be, and we are worse for it.

Coffee Shop Author Kit. Alcoholism and crippling self-doubt not included.

Magic doesn’t work, dumbass. It’s lemonade!

You rarely think of the proper answer to a problem, but you usually come up with one that works anyway.”

This commercial will play on screens of all ships docked for fueling and repair if there is a demographically-targeted youth aboard

Ever since that first monkey looked up into the sky and saw something twinkling up there, you meat puppets have tried to force twenty pounds of existential meaning into a ten pound sack of chaos.