The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

New Achievement! Total, Utter Failure. You failed a quest less than five minutes after you received it. Now that’s talent.

“You keep destroying governmental buildings, Carl,” Donut said. “People are going to start thinking you have a problem with authority.”

New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks! You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time. Good boy. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex box.

“Have you ever felt true cold? It comes soon for us all. It’s always waiting in the shadows.”

Tran turned to Vadim. “Do you own a red shirt? I feel as if I should put one on.”