The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

by Matt Dinniman

It hadn’t been a thing before, but I now had a new phobia: creepy-ass little kids.

“You keep destroying governmental buildings, Carl,” Donut said. “People are going to start thinking you have a problem with authority.”

Sometimes we do things that are not of our nature to protect our own.

As long as I am alive, I will do everything I can to make them burn. They will not fucking break me.

You will not break me. Fuck you all. I will break you. I will break you all.

In other words, Ghazi was trying to summon a god in order to turn his waifu into the real deal.

“Grab the stick?” Donut shrieked. “What do you mean, grab the stick! Thumbs, Carl! Thumbs!”

“I think they’re right about you. I think you’re crazy. Like, not a little weird crazy. Not guy who eats cereal without milk crazy. But crazy, crazy. Straitjacket crazy.”

Emberus believes power, once held, must never sit idle. It is to be used and never squandered.

"This I swear on my life. One by one, I will break you. I will break you all.”