New Achievement! Cannonball! You fell from a great height, and you survived! You know who else fell from a…? You know what, never mind. Fuck you. Reward: You’ve received a Silver Skydiver’s Box! Not that you deserve it you little punk. The system AI was always fluctuating back and forth from adoring to outright hostile, but this was the moodiest I’d ever seen, and I didn’t know why.
