She kissed me on the cheek. “Watch over my people. We have a deal. And keep him safe, too. I love him.” “Who?” I asked. “Louis,” she said. “We’re going to be married.” A few days back I had been chased by a massive, two-headed puppy. I’d crashed an airplane into the face of a god. I watched a talking goat snuggle up with a vampire after they killed the universe’s largest turkey. I’d just chucked a haunted sex doll head fifty kilometers in order to settle a girl fight between that same head and a makeup-encrusted demon the size of a small town. I’d just reached into the head of a rock monster
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