Carl: Samantha, who is that fat demon with wings and a whip? I jumped into my menu and clicked on boxes. Samantha: A WHIP? DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN UNCIRCUMCISED GNOME PENIS? Carl: Yes. Maybe. I don’t know. She doesn’t have a neck. Samantha: I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH ONE SHE IS. YOU JUST BRING ME OUTSIDE, AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. I WILL KILL HER AND HER MOTHER. BITCH CAN’T HANDLE ME. Carl: Jesus, did Donut show you the caps lock key? Samantha: LET ME FIGHT HER! I CAN TAKE THE FAT BITCH DOWN!
