“Also,” he said, “they were an exceptionally attractive couple.” He asked me, “Did you… I mean, I suppose when you saw them… but she was a rare beauty.” “Indeed she was.” I asked, “Were you popping her?” “Excuse me?” “Were you sexually involved with Mrs. Gordon?” “Heavens, no.” “Did you give it a try?” “Of course not.” “Did you at least think about it?” He thought about if he thought about it, then said, “Sometimes. But I’m not a wife chaser. I have enough on my plate.” “Do you?” I guess champagne works when you own the vineyard, the château, the fermenting vats, and the bottling plant. I
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