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Humans rarely eat their victims.
“Hey,” I try. “Shouldn’t that be Toronto Maple Leaves?”
(Pitkin County bears consistently prefer premium brands. “They will not touch Western Family ice cream,” Tina White reports.)
Whatever you do in this life, stay away from an inebriated bull elephant in musth.
“because of its anatomy.” By this he means “its balls.”
“rats cannot vomit.”
Ok scream queens mention…
crows—“black bandits of the air,” “feathered gangsters,” the “menacing sable flood”—were
Deer strikes have happened on landing, during takeoff, and while taxiing. Obviously no deer have struck planes at cruising altitude. Less obviously, two animals struck planes that were parked.
Pull over, Jeb, somebody left a full-body deer mount by the side of the road. Now you need JEB CROSSING signs.
I wonder what the Catholic Church might have to say about goose abortion,
