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The caterpillars were ordered to appear in court on the twenty-eighth of June, at a specified hour, where they would be assigned legal representation.
The most important thing to consider, Aaron says, is not what kind of bear you are facing, but what kind of attack. Is it predatory or is it defensive?
If a bear starts to charge with its ears laid flat, you’re the one who needs to look scary. Open your jacket to make yourself look larger. If you’re in a group, get together and yell, so you look like one big, loud creature.
The worst thing you can do in any situation where a predator seems bent on attack is to turn and run. This is especially true with a carnivorous hunter like a cougar, because running (or mountain-biking) away triggers the predator-prey response. It’s like a switch, and once it’s flipped on, it stays on for a surprisingly long time unless a kill is made.
They want to take in lots of calories without having to burn lots of calories wandering around looking for calories.
Whatever you do in this life, stay away from an inebriated bull elephant
frequent erections,
I had bananas. I was asking for it. I wanted to know what it was like to be mugged by monkeys.
I am the sperm, and he’s the immunovaccinated egg.
Why not just use a vibrator? “Oh, we tried. Oh my god, we tried. You could get a good erection but they wouldn’t ejaculate.”
The future of turd science is bright.
though rats and pigs are highly intelligent, likely more intelligent—I’m guessing, for I have not seen the SAT scores—than octopuses.
Forensic ornithology!
you have to make sure the wild mice on the island find them sexy,”
