“But I can’t fuck you. I can’t play with you, because you’re my new sister’s best friend, and so you’re off limits, but I’ve never been a rule follower and even though I know I should, I just can’t stay away. So here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to make you hate me, then you’ll learn never to let me near you, and I’ll hate myself for doing it and I’ll know I don’t deserve to touch all that sweetness. Okay, Peaches?”
