The Words
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I’m not Willy Wonka, so I don’t sugarcoat shit. “You’re pushing fifty, Dad.”
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And I don’t mean huge in a porn-star dick kind of way. I mean huge in a it’s legitimately alarming and science should probably study him kind of way.  “Jesus.” Swear it grows bigger the longer I stare at it. “What the fuck do you feed that thing?” 
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It looks like my freaking vagina was massacred by Phoenix’s giant dick. 
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“Let me put it this way. If I was on fire, and the only way to extinguish it was to have sex with you…I’d beg someone to pour gasoline on me.” 
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It’s another reminder that even though pain can fade…it never really goes away.