Just The Tip: The Ins and Outs of the Industry

by Tonya Fritch

I decided to start focusing on tips that could buy me things instead of tips that could give me things.

My heart was broken, but I was told that one day that would stop working all together, so I always had that to look forward to.

I decided I wouldn’t be called sugar one more time, for free.

“Did a midget just put us in a Hummer?”

This would go on a future resume as follows: Can write my own name upside down in record time. Sad.

Hopefully, the feces and the underwear both belonged to the same owner.