‘I’d never scream because of that. If I did scream, it was because the guy went down so fast and I was disappointed. Like, oh my God, is he really such a wuss, you know? Anyway, this thing on my face isn’t from a blade. It’s just a rash. I’ve got allergies.’ ‘Never seen a rash look so much like a slash.’ ‘Are you the creator of rashes?’ ‘Am I the what?’ Tangerine looks dubious. ‘Did you create the rashes and allergic reactions in this world? No? Then maybe you’re a health critic, and you’re denying my twenty-eight year history with allergies?
