Suddenly, without warning, shockingly, the air hostess dove vagina-first towards Dr Amyson, and the two locked themselves in an embrace tighter than a Yorkshireman haggling at a car boot sale. First their lips entangled, their tongues combating one another, giving off just a slight tingle like electric eels battling for dominance inside a smooth, pink cave. Dr Amyson felt her breasts inflate with anticipation as she snatched at her counterpart’s boobies, which were equally as impressive.

