Coddiwomple

by S.E. Harmon

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. -John Muir

Some people had no sense of decency. If you’re going to be a good busybody, you invest time in learning how to fucking whisper properly. Have the discipline to learn your damned craft.

I wasn’t sure what the Latin was for “internalize your pain, and talk about it never,” but it should go on our family crest.

Yes, that’s it. He was expired ranch dressing forgotten in the car for a few days.

I didn’t know much about having casual sex, but I knew a steam mop wasn’t supposed to be involved.

Wallowing in your misery wasn’t the same without a proper talisman.