Coddiwomple

by S.E. Harmon

“I told you I know enough Spanish to get us by.” I shook my head with a little smile. He always claimed he knew enough of a language to get us by, but when someone sends you to the banco when you’re looking for the baño, well, you don’t need to learn that lesson twice. Luckily there had been a baño in the banco, and I’d avoided an accidento.