Coddiwomple

by S.E. Harmon

Then everyone would live together in a castle in an enchanted forest. And so went the book of Fuck You, Happily Ever After Is Not Supposed To Be A Real Thing.

It didn’t matter that we’d been apart longer than we’d even been together. It didn’t seem to matter that we wanted different things out of life. I just looked at him and I wanted. The end.

‘life can be the most amazing journey. Don’t let it pass you by.’

thought about canceling no less than five times, but my dick kept hanging up the phone.

I didn’t know much about having casual sex, but I knew a steam mop wasn’t supposed to be involved.