It was clear—to Dudo at least—who had got the better deal, as the chronicler illustrated by way of an anecdote. When the time came to make formal submission to Charles the Simple to seal their deal, Rollo declared, “I will never kneel before the knees of another, nor will I kiss anyone’s foot.” Instead, he asked one of his henchmen to do the job on his behalf. The warrior, wrote Dudo, “immediately grasped the king’s foot and raised it to his mouth and planted a kiss on it while he remained standing, [which] laid the king flat on his back. So there rose a great laugh, and a great outcry among
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