“You pick out items that are normal on their own but could be sexual in the right context. When you buy them together, it looks like you’re preparing for a low-budget kink scene. Like”—she squeezes her eyes shut for a moment—“clothespins and a jump rope.” “No.” “Yes,” she insists. “I challenge you to a pervertables duel. Hamilton versus Burr.”
Hahahahha
