Ari: Sometimes I say ridiculous things just so you’ll get this really specific look on your face where you’re kind of annoyed but mostly amused and it gives me more joy than making other people actually laugh. You do this thing with your mouth when you’re deciding what to say next and I find it really hot and I never told you that. I get this Pavlovian smile response every single time I get a text from you, even if it’s just one word, because you still make me a little nervous and excited. I want to give you shit about the clown costume forever. It’ll never get old for me. I want to buy the
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