22.A man is sitting on a train with a baby, who is very ugly. 23.In fact, the baby is so ugly that a nearby passenger says, “What a hideous baby.” 24.“I’ve never been so insulted in my whole life,” the man says, and hurries to the train conductor to complain. 25.“I’m so sorry, sir,” the train conductor says, when the man tells her he was insulted so terribly. “I apologize on behalf of the railway company.” 26.“Please allow me to move you to the first-class cabin, where you can enjoy a free glass of champagne,” 27.“and I will try to find some cheese for your pet rat.”
